Kid Kosher: The Hip Hop Hebrew

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One Bar Mitzvah and a Microphone

Challah back, now

Shabbat Shalom

Please pass over

A Jewish emcee that’ll always stay true
Baruch atah adonai eloheinu

Straight outta Jersey, my home sweet home
Spend Shabbos with the family and never alone
My wife, my daughter and baby en route
I spin to win at dreidel and collect the loot
My Judaic flow earns applause and cheers
For the 6,000 years of blood, sweat, and tears
Torah, Neviim, Ketuvim make three
The complete Holy Scriptures most definitely

(CHORUS)
The Hip Hop Hebrew’s gonna rock this jam
I’m the Jewish emcee with the mic in my hand
Wether in my temple or just at home
I’m one bar mitzvah and a microphone

Kid Kosher is my name and style of rhyme
Keep it clean for my fans each and every time
I became a bar mitzvah at the age of thirteen
When I read from the Torah if you know what I mean
This jam is on fire, it’s burning hot
A Jewish inferno, that’ll hit the spot
Put on your head gear and make with the chillin’
And if you’re inclined then strap on tefillin

(CHORUS)

I don’t act mishugie, my word is true
No fear this year, it’s good to be a Jew
Keep the rhymes flowing, no mistakes allowed
My number one goal is to move the crowd
So, my S.O.D., as you can see
Means more to me than a piece of gold jewelry
I reach new heights with the rhymes I write
Friday night Shabbos lights are gonna shine bright

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