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Return to main lyrics page Chutzpah (CHORUS) Chutzpah, I ’ve got Chutzpah (Where) In your place is where I’m gonna put ya’ (What am I?) I’m a Jewish emcee that’ll always stay true Baruch atah adonai elohaynu Shabbat Shalom or better yet Good Shabbis Don’t even bother ‘cause you just can’t stop this I hate to quote Beenie Man, but Sim Seema That’s the way that I flip it from from the beema Day dayanoo, diggy dayanoo Diggy, day, diggy, day, diggy dayanoo Mazel tov if you think you’ve got skills Or grab the Maneschewitz and head for the hills Keep your head covered and don’t look back I’m a bar mitzvah and the leader of the pack Live from the Tanakh I keep heads turning The light of the eternal flame’s still burning (CHORUS) (What) Chutzpah, I ’ve got Chutzpah (Where) In your place is where I’m gonna put ya’ (What am I?) I’m a Jewish emcee that’ll always stay true Baruch atah adonai elohaynu (What) Chutzpah, I ’ve got Chutzpah (Where) In your place is where I’m gonna put ya’ (What am I?) I’m a Jewish emcee that’ll always stay true Shema Yisrael adonai elohaynu Saturday minyan in the beginning The heads of the haters just keep on spinning Avinu Malchaynu, our father, our king The man upstairs, who’s vibe I bring I read from the Torah in Hebrew School And keeping things kosher is the number one rule Considered by some to be a mensch in the making The getting is good so it’s good for the taking Never been to Havdalah, but that’s ok I keep a low profile and make no delay So, when I make motzee and when I say kiddush I read a little Hebrew and I drop a little Yiddush (CHORUS) Some years ago a friend of mine Asked me to write some Jewish rhymes So I wrote all about the Festival of Lights And a star was born to give the crowd delight I put the man in Maneschewitz and I thought you knew The Brick Bulletin called me for an interview So I told this reporter what I’m all about And the story that ran helped my words get out I’m the Jewish emcee in the place to be Kid Kosher is the name most definitely So act like you know when I enter the room A Boom boom chacka lacka lacka lacka lacka boom (CHORUS) Return to main lyrics page

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